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Yo, did you know carrot cake was vegetarian? And if you can figure out what to use in place of the eggs, it’s vegan?

Why is this a secret? I cudda been a vegetarian all along….

How could they have kept this from me?

It’s a veritable tragedy!

Wait. If carrot cake is vegetarian, then all cake is vegetarian, right?

And cookies, and pie, and candy, and frosting, donuts, and sherbert, oh my!

I gotta give this vegetarian thing a harder try!

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