Yo, did you know carrot cake was vegetarian? And if you can figure out what to use in place of the eggs, it’s vegan?
Why is this a secret? I cudda been a vegetarian all along….
How could they have kept this from me?
It’s a veritable tragedy!
Wait. If carrot cake is vegetarian, then all cake is vegetarian, right?
And cookies, and pie, and candy, and frosting, donuts, and sherbert, oh my!
I gotta give this vegetarian thing a harder try!