Food is life

Coffeegasm

Did you feel that?

Image by Willgard Krause from Pixabay

Coffee makes you smarter. Know how I know? Before coffee, I will stab you for breathing. After coffee, my critical thinking skills kick in and I talk myself down from fifty years to life.

See? Fucking smarter already, and it’s only 5:00 a.m. ✔️