Clean yourself up (and out!) with simple and tasty cabbage soup — Cabbage gets so little love and I don’t know why. It’s a great addition to casseroles, soups, and salads, but it shines as the star of cabbage rolls, coleslaw, and sauerkraut. What’s not to love? You guys know how I operate. Recipe first, deets to follow. Oh yeah, and by-the-by…

But I’m going to tell you anyway because I’m an asshole. Caution: Curse words ahead There are many reasons you might like me but there are many reasons why you won’t. Enjoy. Or not. Idgaf. I probably don’t like you. It’s not personal. Or maybe it is. I don’t know…

Feed your beast First, the recipe: Ingredients: 1/2 cup dry jasmine rice (Yes you can use regular white rice but why on earth would you do that if you can use jasmine?) 1 cup broth, vegetable or chicken — your choice, and you can even use Better Than Bouillon. The…

A legend in my own mind! I haven’t looked at my audience stats in a long while, so I was a little excited to see I crossed 1000 followers. I don’t know how. I don’t know why. But I’m mighty excited to have all you fine folks following my tale. …

Who needs ten toes, anyway? — “You’re going to lose that toe,” the PA said, frowning as she inspected my toe. “Maybe not?” I sighed and blinked away a tear. “We’ll see what Doc says when he comes in, but we’re ordering an MRI, and he’ll do surgery early next week.” Dammit. Another fucking toe. Down…

What’s the worst that could happen? Disclaimer: I’m not a fucking doctor. Don’t bring your pansy-ass on my page looking to blame me for your problems. If you’re not smart enough to see a doctor before you take advice from some asshole on the internet, you’re not smart enough to…

Why are you afraid of bread? — Last year, I wrote a neat little ditty about sourdough. I bring it to you again to remind you to read up on the benefits of homemade sourdough and also to let you know I started experimenting with additions to my bread and I wanted to share them with you! …

STFU or GTFO. Either way, IDGAF, and neither does anyone else The whining here at Medium, it is strong. Again. Sigh. I mean, every other headline or subtitle is blasting the site. Kinda like biting the hand that feeds you, don’t you think? “Medium sucks.” “I’m not leaving Medium, but…

Do you want to die? — Diabetes is kicking our collective asses every day and we’re lying down and asking, “Please, Mother, may I have another?” Pretty please with a big fat cupcake on top? To make matters worse, the internet is full of misinformation, half-truths, and outright bullshit about diabetes and its effect on your…