10 Things You Don’t Want To Know About Me
But I’m going to tell you anyway because I’m an asshole.

Caution: Curse words ahead
There are many reasons you might like me but there are many reasons why you won’t.
Enjoy. Or not.
Idgaf.
- I probably don’t like you. It’s not personal. Or maybe it is. I don’t know yet. Keep talking. I’ll get…